Monkeys Make Websites: Simple Web Design 

Monkeys Make Websites offers professional quality websites with one week delivery on many of its sites. You can start connecting with people on the web tomorrow! Wether you own a restaurant or small business, want a personal blog or professional portfolio, or just need to promote an event - Monkeys Make Websites has a design for you. Check out some of our sample sites and then follow the instructions to get started with your own website. Start thinking of what you want your .com to be, it could be online soon!

Restaurant
Personal Blog
Event Promotion
Small Business
Professional Portfolio


You need monkeys to make your website.

Otherwise you wouldn't be here. If you make your website it will not be that good because:
  • You're not that good at the internet. 
  • You don't understand social networking. 
  • You probably don't have the right software, the right hardware or the right knowledge to make a proper site. 
If you make the site streetwise kids will look and they will laugh and they will say:


"that website looks like it was 
made by monkeys"

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Had your website actually been made by monkeys it probably would have been much better.

Monkeys made the site that you're on right now.


I am not a monkey.

I am a man with an office full of monkeys. 
I possess more precise verbal abilities than monkeys. 
I am cleaner than monkeys. 
Only two of the above statements are true. 

For nearly 10 years, I have worked with the monkeys, coordinating their efforts and sanitizing their offices here in Montreal. I've learned 3 things:

  1. These monkeys care about their websites and make them properly. 
  2. These monkeys are hardworking and honest and smelly. 
  3. These monkeys know all about evolution and if you give them  24 hours and some content, they'll evolve your site into something great.

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This ain't no monkey business.
This is a real business. A real business that employs monkeys. 

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